Seth Rogan Is A Pussy

I think Seth Rogan’s a pretty funny guy. He was great in “The 40-year-old Virgin” and “Knocked Up.” He’s talented. But one thing he isn’t is good looking. He’s not. I’m not a homosexual but I can safely say that he’s not a good-looking guy.

He’s also apparently, a pussy.

Seems Seth got bent out of shape about the running gag on the most recent episode of “Entourage” which had Turtle befuddled as to how a goofy-looking chubby guy could bag a hot piece of ass like Katherine Heigl. Turtle’s premise is right on the mark. In real life, goofy-looking chubby guys don’t fuck hot pieces of ass. It simply doesn’t happen. In Hollywood, though, it happens all the time. I call it the “Everybody Loves What Raymond Did” syndrome. How many TV shows have there been in recent years which pitted a fat and/or goofy-looking guy with a hot piece of ass?

Quite a few.

And “Knocked Up” made a gazillion or so dollars at the box office utilizing the exact same premise. So “Entourage” had some fun with it and poked a little fun at their own co-star’s real-life relationship as well in the process. All in good fun.

Except Rogan got peeved. He doesn’t like being teased and ripped the show for the joke.

Hey Seth, guess what – you’re rich and famous and you can bang supermodels all night long. If you think you’d be doing that asking if they want fries with that you’re out of your fucking mind. So enjoy the ride you’re on because it’s giving you plenty of reason to be happy.

And if somebody wants to tease you a little bit, be a man and laugh about it. You’re the one fucking supermodels so you are having the last laugh here. It’s really not that hard to figure out.

 

Erin Andrews Has A Nude Video

I’m a little upset that today’s the first I heard about this. Apparently, gorgeous ESPN whore … errr … broadcaster Erin Andrews was filmed in a hotel room naked without her consent. We know it’s Erin because Erin admitted it was.

Smart move, honey.

For those who haven’t seen the video you can’t even tell it’s her. It would’ve been fun to guess it’s Erin Andrews but now that we know it’s her it’s even more fun. This could have been kept under the radar forever and not even hardcore pervs like me would have known about it. But Erin did all of us a favor by telling the world about it.

ESPN is on the hunt for the person who filmed her and any sites who show it. So you won’t see it here. If you’re a good little Internet investigator, though, you can probably track it down without too much trouble.

What I’ve seen of it so far shows Erin – who as we all know has an incredible body – preening in front of a mirror doing her hair. My favorite part is how she checks out her ass several times. Hey, I’ve checked out her ass several times too so I can’t blame her. It’s fucking gorgeous.

Anyway, Erin Andrews is nude and on film. It’s grainy and not the best quality but if you enjoy seeing a sort of famous hot piece of ass on film you won’t complain.

Now if only that video of her fucking David Wright would get leaked.

Without any shots of Wright, of course.

 

Lindsay Lohan Is Really Smart

Forget the fact that her taste in men is really awful – oh wait, you mean Samantha Ronson isn’t a dude? Forget for a fact she looks like a used up porn hag who’s done too many lines in the bathroom at the Playboy Mansion. Forget the fact that age 23 she looks like one of those beaten down hookers on HBO who are sitting in the back of cars trying to negotiate a guy into paying her $50 for a handjob.

Forget all of that.

The beauty of Lindsay Lohan is that she has overcome all that and has great business sense. Don’t believe me? Consider the fact she not only turned down “Knocked Up” which grossed something like $800 gazillion dollars but she also didn’t want to do “The Hangover,” which is this summer’s biggest comedy sensation.

Now that’s a girl with a good head on her shoulders.

Oh, I can’t even bother showing a picture of Lindsay. It’s been years since she was hot and I don’t post pics of skags on this site. Go elsewhere if you want to see a picture of a 70-pound cokehead.

 

Hayden Panettiere Likes To Party

Hayden Panettiere has long been one of my favorites. Not only is she smoking hot, but she has the look about her of a chick who likes to fuck. Partying with Paris Hilton at the age of 15 was a pretty big clue as to what Hayden’s all about but a large number of blind items recently are painting a much more descriptive picture of what Hayden may be doing now that she’s a TV star. Among them:

1. She’s big into coke. This does nothing for me. Hopefully it’s a phase and not something that turns her into a drug-dependent loser. Isn’t Lindsay Lohan a cautionary tale for young actresses in Hollywood? Sure, it’s fun to fuck and get wasted every night but look at Lohan? She looks like a 50-year-old crack-addict. Wow, how hot.

2. She likes older men. Granted, they have to be rich older men but at least she likes them. I happen to like girls with an open mind. There’s nothing wrong with liking older men if you’re a younger girl.What two people of consenting age want to do with one another is nobody’s business. If you’re happy with who you have in you life or only liking people a certain age, that’s fine. That’s your choice. But don’t judge others whose choices differ from your own. There’s nothing gross or perverted about younger girls and older men. It’s your inability to expand your limited intelligence that’s the problem. So props to Hayden for not only liking older men but fucking a bunch of them. This is why she should be a hero.

3. She likes to fuck other girls. Now this I can really get on board with. One recent blind item said that while Hayden was in Cannes she had quite the three-some with her boyfriend and another chick. Another blind item said her new boyfriend likes to watch her fucking other girls. Sounds like a smart guy. I’d like to watch Hayden doing all sorts of fun things with other girls too. That’s my kind of party.

So the moral of this story is that Hayden Panettiere likes to fuck and she likes to party. Hopefully she loses the drug aspect of the latter and continues with the former – especially when it comes to fucking other girls. And for the love of God, please somebody get pics of this.

Until that time comes, here’s one of Hayden making my cock hard. Enjoy.

 

A Nice View Of Leighton Meester’s Ass

From her alleged sex tape. If it is Leighton – and I’m about 99% convinced it is – her ass is smokin. If it isn’t, this chick has a smokin ass.

Either way, my cock loves it. And that’s all that matters.

 

Leighton Meester’s Sex Tape Appears Legit

Thanks to the work of some good folks with way too much time on their hands (I kid), it appears the lovely Leighton is indeed the latest celeb to film herself fucking and then be surprised when someone shows it to the world. I’m assuming she’ll be surprised. Maybe she’s digging all the attention.

Anyway, if you check out the pics I posted earlier, you’ll see she’s wearing a necklace which is identical to the one in the picture below.

I assume it’s possible that two girls who look exactly alike are wearing the exact same necklace at the exact same time period of their lives. Sure, anything’s possible. Hold on, Hilary Duff is calling me.

Yeah, right.

So Leighton Meester filmed herself fucking. Again, all I can say is I hope she looks like she enjoys fucking and she makes it worth our while. This could be her greatest role yet.

Oh, and here’s another pic from the sex tape which, if true, is Leighton Meester’s smokin hot ass. I’d lick and kiss the hell out of that sweet meat.

 

Some Possible Pics Of Leighton Meester

Great tits and ass if it’s her. Of course we already know she has great tits and a dynamite ass. But these pics of tits and ass are very nice so it would be great if we could do some math and put them together and make them one.

For what it’s worth, the face pic of Leighton on the sex tape site is definitely her. So if I had to guess, this tape has a pretty good chance of being legit.

She’s such a slut. God bless her.

 

Leighton Meester’s Feet May Be Talented

Apparently, one of the scenes in the alleged Leighton Meester sex tape shows her footfucking some guy. Now I’m a pretty open-minded guy. That’s not to say I’ll do anything, but I’m generally OK with weird shit other people may get off on. I’m not judgemental.

But the whole foot thing baffles me. Quentin Tarantino loves feet. Check out his films. Feet, feet and more feet. Women’s feet everywhere. And I’ve seen enough porn in my life to see plenty of toe sucking. Like I said, if that’s your thing, I’m happy for ya. Me? I’d rather suck on other parts of a girls anatomy and have them rubbing up against my cock.

Like a fine pair of tits.

Like Leighton Meetster’s fine pair of tits.

See what I mean?

 

Leighton Meester Might Have A Sex Tape

Word around town is the fetching Leighton Meester has a sex tape that will soon be all over the place. On the surface, this sounds really cool. Leighton Meester is smoking hot so who wouldn’t want to see her having sex? The world would rejoice and workers would be sent home early as a gift in order to view this cinematic masterpiece.

But here’s the problem.

Celebrity sex tapes almost always suck. And I don’t mean suck as in the hot chick is sucking cock. I mean suck as in “The Happening” kind of suck. The kind of sucking that makes you wish you could rewind the clock and get those precious minutes of your life back that you lost watching that garbage.

Paris Hilton looked like one of those bitches nobody likes to fuck because they think you should be grateful they’re even in the room with you. The Pam Anderson tape was such a complete joke the only entertainment value it carried was watching two of the biggest dimwits alive trying to make conversation with one another. But then you realized these two idiots actually reproduced, thus fucking up the gene pool for another century or so. The Kim Kardashian sex tape? Boring as hell.

The only celebrity sex tape I’ve seen that was actually worthy of being watched (more than once) was the one done by porn star Janine. Even the fact it featured Vince Neil couldn’t ruin this gem. Of course, the fact Janine was/is a porn star and knows how to fuck on camera probably was a cheat but at least she looked like she knew what she was doing and looked like she was enjoying it.

Let that be a lesson to the next celebrity chick who wants to film herself with a cock in her mouth. Look like it’s something you actually want to have happen, not something the Steven Spielberg-wannabe you’re in bed with said would look really super cool on film.

So while I’ll be right there when the Leighton Meester sex tape (assuming it’s legit) is released, I’ll go in with reservations. After all, the next celebrity sex tape I see that’s worthy of being watched that doesn’t feature a porn star will be the first.

Oh, here’s a pic of Leighton making my cock hard. Enjoy.

 

Hayden Panettiere Is A Slut

I like sluts. I’m not going to lie. Sluts are one of the greatest things in this world. A girl who loves to fuck is the most wonderful girl in the world. It sure beats the alternative.

Anyway, I thought I’d pass along the following bit of information – Hayden Panettiere is a slut.

To those in the know in Hollywood, this isn’t big news. Before her big break on “Heroes,” there were pictures of Hayden partying with Paris Hilton. Since the only girls who hang around with Paris are sluts, that pretty much was all we needed to know about Hayden. Of course, she was like 15 or so at the time but that’s a whole nother story entirely.

So Hayden is a slut. And I think that’s pretty fucking great. If I was rich and famous I’m sure she’d fuck me. After all, sluts will fuck any guy if he’s rich and/or famous. So I like that about Hayden. What I don’t like is she apparently not only likes to fuck but she’s also a major coke head. Apparently, she sniffed up nearly all of the coke in Cannes when she was there recently and she also loves hitting up underground parties in Hollywood where she inhales as much coke as she can find and fucks as many guys as she can find.

My problem here is I’m torn on what to do with Hayden. On the one hand I love the fact she’s a slut and loves to fuck. On the other, I don’t care for the fact she’s a drug addict who’s likely going to look like death warmed over when she’s 25. This is a dillema.

What to do? What to do?

We need to talk Hayden. Preferably, I’ll do the talking while you are engulfing my cock with your mouth. If you want something white to bury your face in bury it in my cum. It’s far healthier for you.

Oh, here’s a pic of Hayden looking like a slut.