BlindGossip.com broke the news today that Demi Lovato has gone back into rehab because she’s a completely fucked up chick who can’t handle the simplest things in life and is determined to do herself in with drug use.

OK, I may have added a few things to their report but how far off from the truth am I? Demi is hot, she’s a young slut and she has the world by the balls. Instead of enjoying herself she’s fucking Fez and doing coke. I’m supposed to feel sorry for her? Fuck that. If she had a brain in her head she’d be fucking me and letting me put whip cream on her tits and ass before I lick it off with tender loving care.

Tell me that’s not what she really deserves.

Oh, here’s a pic from when Demi was a gorgeous slut who made sex tapes and made my penis cum.