Forget the fact that her taste in men is really awful – oh wait, you mean Samantha Ronson isn’t a dude? Forget for a fact she looks like a used up porn hag who’s done too many lines in the bathroom at the Playboy Mansion. Forget the fact that age 23 she looks like one of those beaten down hookers on HBO who are sitting in the back of cars trying to negotiate a guy into paying her $50 for a handjob.

Forget all of that.

The beauty of Lindsay Lohan is that she has overcome all that and has great business sense. Don’t believe me? Consider the fact she not only turned down “Knocked Up” which grossed something like $800 gazillion dollars but she also didn’t want to do “The Hangover,” which is this summer’s biggest comedy sensation.

Now that’s a girl with a good head on her shoulders.

Oh, I can’t even bother showing a picture of Lindsay. It’s been years since she was hot and I don’t post pics of skags on this site. Go elsewhere if you want to see a picture of a 70-pound cokehead.