It’s working. Oh man, is it working.

I’m lookin baby. You got me lookin.

I want some of that chocolate goodness.

I can’t get enough.

It’s all Miley Cyrus all the time tonight on Undercover and why not? She’s a smoking hot young piece of ass and she has a tattoo under her left breast.

That’s right, somebody decided that it would be a great idea if Miley tattooed her tit.

The message she wants her tit to send? “Just breathe.” I’m not sure if she means her tit should breathe or if whoever is sucking on it should continue to breathe instead of dying of happiness.

Either way, I like this girl. As long as she doesn’t get strung out like Lindsay Lohan or go insane like Britney, she’s going to be a lot of fun for quite awhile.

You go girl.

And I still want her.

I have to admit – I’m smitten with Miley. It’s not her music or the fact she’s worth more than several third-world countries. It’s the fact she has a smoking hot bod and loves to show it off. Here she is this week in Miami, relaxing by the pool in a bikini knowing full well that plenty of men and women are lusting after her with hunger of intense proportions.

I’m not sure how I’m going to break the news to my girl friend Hilary Duff that I lust after Miley. I think the best option would be for the three of us to get together, get naked and fuck each other all night long. Yeah, the more I think about it, that sounds like the perfect way to make these relationships work.

I’m a genius.And the Big Man below is going to get a serious workout tonight after looking at these pics.

I’d like to take them off with my tongue.

I will help you Haylie. I will help your beautiful bosom escape and be safe and protected. I promise to love it, nurture it and cum all over it.

I so want to fuck her.

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